Police Issue BOLO For Summer
Jul 24 , 2015
Like many of you, come summer holiday time, I get a little giddy. Well, to be honest, it doesn’t last long. Reality sets in and I think about the incessant rain, drizzle, fog and unseasonably low temperatures and all the negativity that blows along with it.
Everybody, Everywhere: People are complaining about the weather.
We are all pointing our fingers at Mother Nature. She is Cruel (yes, with a capital C) & to make matters worse, Father Time’s Timing couldn’t be less impeccable. The two of them created a perfect storm baby: terrible weather, downtown construction, airport construction and flight delays…. Who wouldn’t want to will themselves on a bird to fly south?...Well, that wish would be short-lived seeing that the Loonie dropped to its lowest level since 2004.
So what do Newfoundlander’s do best in times like these? We turn to humor…and I’m thankful for it. Local police issued a Be On The Look Out-type media release for….Missing Season SUMMER:
“SUMMER was last seen in early August of 2014. When
last seen SUMMER was described as being between 20 – 30 degrees Celsius,
blue skies with a bright and warm source of light in the sky. There have been sporadic sightings of this bright object, but
these sightings have been rare since May 2015.
The RNC are taking this matter very seriously.”
They arrested local meteorologists (persons of interest) and encouraged the public to contact Crime Stoppers with tips re Summer's sightings.
Newfoundland Summer /
Claudette Barnes /
A local entertainer- Not Quite- also pokes fun at our not quite summer in a hilarious video. Check it out on his Facebook Page.
So… How are you making the most of your summer? I'll let you know if I see her, I start my two week summer vacation today.